The most awful/disgusting/hilarious prank idea I’ve ever had.

Next time you have to shit & aren’t at home, go to a public restroom. 

1. Pull a few paper towels out of the dispenser before you do anything else, set them aside, you’ll need them later.
2. If/when you have to pee before or during your poop, try to get the paper towel dispenser open. If you can, pee on the towel roll so they’re soaked & unusable. If you can’t, try to pee in through the slot or just pee on the paper towel dispenser. The goal is to make the paper towels unusable.
3. Get one of your paper towels & shit in it, one turd will be enough. Put it to the side & finish your business.
4. Once you’re done wiping, throw the left over toilet paper roll in the toilet with your shit. If there’s an extra roll, throw that in too. Do not try to flush it, just let it sit & soak up your shit/piss water.
5. Pick up the paper towel with the turd in it, covering your hand with another paper towel (so you don’t get shit on your hands).
6. Open the door to the bathroom slightly (so you can get out without touching the shit), and with the shit towel in one hand, smear it on the door handle so it’s covered in poop.
7. Crumple it up, throw it in the toilet, walk out. If there’s somewhere nearby you can sit to watch the action without looking suspicious or anything, go ahead.

When someone walks in, the door closes behind them & they have no idea the shit is on the door handle inside. When they go to leave, they’ll notice, but won’t have any paper towels or toilet paper to use to open the door back up. They will have to get shit on their hand.
This is awful/disgusting, but it needs a name.
I’m thinking Gitmo, or the Shituation Room.

Spent yesterday setting up my Blackbook with an external monitor, and this was the result, all the shortcuts aren’t done yet, I want to add an e-mail reader that looks like the ones in the game.And I’m debating making a log-in screen for the computer that looks like when you’re trying to hack the RobCo terminals, with a bunch of fake passwords on screen, one of them real, and have it lock someone out for some amount of time if they get it wrong 4 times. No hints/try-replenishing strings of characters though. That’d make it too easy.Also might make a pip-boy looking version.
Spent yesterday setting up my Blackbook with an external monitor, and this was the result, all the shortcuts aren’t done yet, I want to add an e-mail reader that looks like the ones in the game.And I’m debating making a log-in screen for the computer that looks like when you’re trying to hack the RobCo terminals, with a bunch of fake passwords on screen, one of them real, and have it lock someone out for some amount of time if they get it wrong 4 times. No hints/try-replenishing strings of characters though. That’d make it too easy.Also might make a pip-boy looking version.

Spent yesterday setting up my Blackbook with an external monitor, and this was the result, all the shortcuts aren’t done yet, I want to add an e-mail reader that looks like the ones in the game.
And I’m debating making a log-in screen for the computer that looks like when you’re trying to hack the RobCo terminals, with a bunch of fake passwords on screen, one of them real, and have it lock someone out for some amount of time if they get it wrong 4 times.
No hints/try-replenishing strings of characters though. That’d make it too easy.
Also might make a pip-boy looking version.

ejacutastic:

teenvampire2:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

lookingforsomecolor:

this boy from my school really wants to ask taylor swift to senior prom he’s such a sweetheart so if you could just reblog this and get it around so that taylor can see it that would be great

Sure why not. Follow your dreams, Kyle.

Aww, this is adorable.

u don’t know what ur getting urself into friend

inb4 this kid has an entire album written about him.
ejacutastic:

teenvampire2:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

lookingforsomecolor:

this boy from my school really wants to ask taylor swift to senior prom he’s such a sweetheart so if you could just reblog this and get it around so that taylor can see it that would be great

Sure why not. Follow your dreams, Kyle.

Aww, this is adorable.

u don’t know what ur getting urself into friend

inb4 this kid has an entire album written about him.

ejacutastic:

teenvampire2:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

lookingforsomecolor:

this boy from my school really wants to ask taylor swift to senior prom he’s such a sweetheart so if you could just reblog this and get it around so that taylor can see it that would be great

Sure why not. Follow your dreams, Kyle.

Aww, this is adorable.

u don’t know what ur getting urself into friend

inb4 this kid has an entire album written about him.

(Source: unadornedd)

To Connor, Love Satan